Me and Uncle at the Bazaar

"Uncle, I hate it when I feel slow, inadequate and like I'll never measure up, you know?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha." His uncle's laugh bellowed. An awful echoing sound.
If you are a failure in this life, there is nothing to worry," he said in his deep voic, "Come , get on the bus, We are going on a tour... of your 85 billion lives!"