Reunion

"oh jee, guys is this a chat room. I was wondering I was wondering
yes?
I was feeling kind of lonely and...
oh, we understand.
yeah, well I was wondering if you guys could be my friends.
why of course we will. We think you're just swell.
cool, I'm feeling better already. so what were you guys talking about?
we were just talking about how we could really use another guy in the group. someone sensitive kind and intellectual to enrich our group. and how wonderful it would be if Julian was that somebody.
Oh really, that's real swell, You guys don't know how i go around from library to library just trying to focus on my work and feeling like crap all the time, like my body has fermented gasoline in it instead of blood, and how i feel sour about waking up and how i sigh all the time.
beleive me Julian we all go through that, we know.
so what classes are you guys taking
we don't take classes,
no? you guys on vacation or have jobs or something?
well i guess you can call working with the dirt and going from place to place a form of job.
so you're construction workers
not quite, more like a group of diggers
like in a graveyard?
oh yes we tend to work there
hmmm, I wish you guys were more honest, exaclty what do you guys do?
more importantly is what we are, aren't you interested?
yes please tell me, what are you guys?

Well, Julian I am glad you asked. We are the unbearable, abominable and extinct, we writhe underground in groups of three and four, crawling our ways through the cracks in sediment, we wriggle in the rain and make long pink noodles in the puddles, There are short ones , skinny ones, fat ones too. We are your only friends: dirty slimy worms. Worms worms worms. Worms are your only friends. Go home now you 23 year old and tell your mother that you don't have any friends and play only with us. We are still your only friends. Don't be ashamed, we will allways be here deep down in the mud we are waiting for you always.